saying things in unison

in attempting to teach the meaning of "in unison"...

T says: All of you, say "unison" together.

kids, brimming with enthusiasm: UNISON TOGETHER!

bad news

L: teacher, i have bad news for you..
Me: (worried, wondering if everything is ok. is it bcos he did not do his work? is it because he lost something?) is everything ok, L?
L: my teeth is shaking.. (opens his mouth and shows his shaking tooth)

fashion trends

in an attempt to explain what a striped, floral and checkered dress is, i drew out a checkered shirt and asked the class, " How would you describe this shirt?". MT, after some hesitation, declares: "old-fashioned?"

haha :)

don't run in the corridor!

sternly looks at the class, explaining to them about the dangers of running.
teacher: do you know the dangers of running? what if you knock into one of the teachers, who are pregnant?
students, with worried expressions on their faces: the baby will drop out..